OKAY SO NO HEAR ME OUT OKAY
Okay so like, months ago Sony posted this really fucking adorable picture of Cut Man as a Centaur and it was just god damn cute right?
Okay so recently I got my WoW sub back up and I was levelin’ my troll hunter and in the Barrens there are Kolkar, which are fucking Centaurs, right?
Okay so one of these guys, the Stormers, are pretty much just female centaurs who do magic. Lightning magic, and they love just fucking saturating your ass in lightning bolts raining down from the heavens above like its nobody’s business.
And naturally the trash part of my brain is like ‘Hah. Hah hah. Imagine Elec Man as a Centaur like when sonyshock did that picture of Cut as a centaur how cute was that how cute of an idea IS that SHIT YOURE GONNA DIE FUCK GET A GOD DAMN POTION ON BOARD’
Yeah that happened.
And I merged him with a Raichu tail and a Zebstrika because i’m a pizza sit, ahah!